Tuesday, February 15, 2005
If I'm Ever Single Again...
...and you see me reading this book, make like an ayatollah and chop off my hands.
In fact, do me a favor and shoot me in the head if you see me reading any book that takes advantage of a single woman's loneliness and insecurity by talking to her as if she were a pea-brained child.
You know, I've seen hundreds of books for women on how to get and keep a man, and maybe two or three books for men on how to get laid. Apparently, none of them are That Into Us, so why do we bother?
In fact, do me a favor and shoot me in the head if you see me reading any book that takes advantage of a single woman's loneliness and insecurity by talking to her as if she were a pea-brained child.
You know, I've seen hundreds of books for women on how to get and keep a man, and maybe two or three books for men on how to get laid. Apparently, none of them are That Into Us, so why do we bother?
