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Melinda: I want to go shopping, but I don't wanna bring anything new into the house until after we get the work done on the walls.

Jim: But that's not for weeks. If you need something, get yourself something.

(Three hours later.)

Melinda: Hi, honey, I'm back!

Jim: What did you get?

Melinda: (beaming) A book on how to put up drywall!

(Rat-a-boom.)