Wednesday, June 13, 2007
I'm Tired and Thirsty
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
Got the results back from my annual physical of Monday and as I'd suspected, I have to see an endocrinologist. I have an appointment for a month from now.
Nothing alarming, and I'm already on a diet since last week, and that may be all I have to do.
Sigh. Crisis calories do count.
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Hi Melinda,
Well, apparently you remember me. Thanks for the nice comments. I don't think my "big" joke was ever about a moose's penis but it certainly was a joke I'd use out of desperation from time to time after my more "clever" material failed to get a rise out of the crowd.
Please feel free to write me. You can find a link at my website which you've already visited.
All the best.
Evan
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Well, apparently you remember me. Thanks for the nice comments. I don't think my "big" joke was ever about a moose's penis but it certainly was a joke I'd use out of desperation from time to time after my more "clever" material failed to get a rise out of the crowd.
Please feel free to write me. You can find a link at my website which you've already visited.
All the best.
Evan
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