Friday, September 07, 2007
"The Douche"
Okay, it's Hot Teen Sex Week here at brunobaby.
This item at Jezebel.com, which I found courtesy of The Consumerist, got my Inner Insecure Adolescent thinking, "Would the Teenaged Me have been enough of a babe to have gotten hired by Hollister?"
The answer, probably:
1. Yes, provided I wore my shirts low and my jeans tight;
2. Yes, for about a month, after which I would have told The Douche to shove it and crawled out of there on my elbows from lack of food; and
3. Yes, but I only would have been there even that long just to spite my parents.
This item at Jezebel.com, which I found courtesy of The Consumerist, got my Inner Insecure Adolescent thinking, "Would the Teenaged Me have been enough of a babe to have gotten hired by Hollister?"
The answer, probably:
1. Yes, provided I wore my shirts low and my jeans tight;
2. Yes, for about a month, after which I would have told The Douche to shove it and crawled out of there on my elbows from lack of food; and
3. Yes, but I only would have been there even that long just to spite my parents.
