Monday, December 17, 2007

Sliced Christmas

I was drying the disc attachment to my new food processor, which possesses a slicing blade as sharp as the razor with which Paul Sorvino sliced the garlic in "Goodfellas." Unfortunately, I wasn't watching what I was doing and sliced the tip off my right index finger. Off to the emergency room of St. Vincent's.

This is how I have to hold my hand for the next 24 hours:

Some dyslexic wack job on the subway tomorrow is going to think I'm giving him the finger.

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